1. The odd sentence now ends with the words “Please God”
2. Keeping tabs on what “yer wan next door” is doing is a favourite pastime
3. Your knowledge of weather patterns knows no bounds
4. “In my day” has become an important resource in your vocabulary
5. Your draught detector has gone in to overdrive
6. Picking your housemates’ or other half’s clothes and towels up off the floor in a huff is now a regular thing
7. You’ve developed an inexplicable urge to feed all friends and visitors
8. It’s taking longer to actually hang up the phone than ever before
9. You can’t buy clothes or shoes without considering how much wear you’ll get out of them
10. Washing powder and fabric conditioner must be vetted before purchasing
11. A good deal on textiles, bed linens or home furnishings can genuinely make your day
There’s a two-for-one on fitted sheets and those curtains you’ve had your eye on are FINALLY down to half price.
12. You’d rather spend your Friday night in on the sofa watching the Late Late
13. Meanwhile, nights out are spent commenting on younger revellers’ appearances
14. And there’s nothing better than getting out of there early and snuggling down into bed at a respectable hour
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